platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

5 days ago with 70,266 notes | reblog

still-intrepid:

SO HAS THIS BEEN DONE OR —?

…I was at work and Your Song came on and ummm, this is very meaningful.

1 week ago with 252 notes | reblog

Introducing my mom to Poland

konigreich-preussen:







I don’t know about you but I think it was a tremendous success. If you want the second episode here and the chess aka polish rule bonus just say 

1 week ago with 295 notes | reblog

fangirlranting:

THIS. THIS IS HETALIA.

1 week ago with 251 notes | reblog
http://airrichan.tumblr.com/post/65871846756

airrichan:

*whispers* I need a fanfic with sassy merman Heracles and stranded sailor Sadiq where Hera leaves Sadiq supplies when he can find them because despite appearences Hera actaully enjoys having someone to talk to (he’s all alone in the ocean) and he cares about Sadiq and eventually Sadiq figures out…

1 week ago with 6 notes | reblog

ziafaushetaliaarchive:

for me, not yet…?

Source

they will appear

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http://general-winter.tumblr.com/post/85650813073/dappled-sunlight-and-warm-stone-the-salty-scent

general-winter:

Dappled sunlight and warm stone, the salty scent of the sea, the taste of baklava and strong, thick coffee lingering on his tongue… Sadik had missed this. He is loath to admit it, but he had. Turkey is a heady, stimulating land, full of spice and colour; Greece’s comparative tranquility settles…

1 week ago with 17 notes | reblog

2014 so far

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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august:

actually really normal.

for tumblr anyway.

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ehomicide:

hesgotdagays:

So my school is fighting back against this principal

August 14- Principal Rich Thomas, in a senior class meeting about new rules and policies, when explaining the new phone policy, said “I don’t care if your Aunt is laying on her deathbed, you aren’t getting your cell phone back if we take it.”

Made a male student change out of his tank top in front of the school in front of him and at least 50 students into a shirt that followed the new dress code.

August 15-on- Constantly scans hallways, walkie talkie in hand, searching for students to either A. Give tardies to or B. Send to the In-School-Suspension room (ISS).

August 19- Pulled approximately 50+ female students from classrooms to be sent home over wearing gym/running shorts, made the girls who weren’t old enough to drive, and who’s parents couldn’t bring them clothes sit in ISS the rest of the day, even though this was many of their first EVER offenses.

August 20- Sent Mariah Adams home for wearing the outfit included in the picture attached.

Side notes: Was fired from Scott County High School for discrimination of the LGBTQ community members of the school.

Is forcing all students to wear lanyards with IDs to get into school.

Gives ISS after 4 total tardies in one semester, giving us 0.007% success rate in not going to ISS. With a total of 150 tardies within the first three days of school because of new, non-relenting policy.

Has expanded ISS room from capacity of 15 to capacity of 40 students with knowledge of the fact that he would be sending multiple student there for menial reasons every day.

And he also was fired before from another local school. LGBTQ Nation sent him a letter and sued the school: http://www.lgbtqnation.com/assets/2013/02/021413_Scott-County-Prom-Letter.pdf

The local news network has gotten word if the large amounts of chaos in the school and the nauseating dictatorship he’s made of our school.

We’re located in Perryville, MO. Literally and hour and half away from Ferguson.

Signal boost this, it’s important

3 weeks ago with 51,430 notes | reblog

criedwolves:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!

um. i dunno. reblog or like this. and follow me i guess. winner gets this box of lucky charms. i’ll ship anywhere in the world (THIS world, i am NOT shipping this to SKELETON HELL unless you’re gonna pay for the shipping)

lucky charms are really good. i don’t even care if you want to eat just the marshmallows, fucking go for it. plus why would you go to the store and buy them yourself when you can have them delivered to your door???

good luck bruh

3 weeks ago with 10,613 notes | reblog

kankris-svweater:

I really feel for Eridan in this statement

3 weeks ago with 12,133 notes | reblog

arachnids-arisen:

crowsing:

sublimesublemon:

shoutpolesforeyes:

sublimesubpumpkin:

sxizzor:

kazethecursedone:

*Preps self for The Day Homestuck Broke The Internet 2*

oh jesus

do you guys remember how when cascade was posted, we broke mspa and then we broke newgrounds and about half the pages that had repeating streams of the flash broke because of the traffic

that was the end of  an act

i’m legitimately a little bit concerned for the internet

Ben I think you forgot that after breaking newgrounds we nearly broke MEGAUPLOAD.

oh mother of shit you’re right, i completely forgot about that

the entire internet is physically going to be split in half

hussie needs to stop

he will once hes done. then he’ll never come back. i hope.

3 weeks ago with 32,192 notes | reblog

Ever notice how some of the most terrifying things are also the most beautiful?

spadessleuth:

wimpytav:

princessbubblebuttmaster:

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

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One of them is not like the others

i DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT,

yeah i dont know why that volcano is there haha

are we not going to mention that one of the people above me is tavros

3 weeks ago with 138,501 notes | reblog

winchesterinengland:

ohlookjohnlock:

we all know what he is looking at

yeah of course ;) ;) ;)

He’s looking to make sure that John has drunk a suitable amount from the drugged cup of tea he just gave him, knowing full well it would cause John to hallucinate and trigger his PTSD in a very emotionally scaring way. Which, incidentally, is actually a very abusive thing to do to someone who trusts you, or doesn’t trust you, basically it’s a very abusive thing to do to anyone.

3 weeks ago with 1,414 notes | reblog

crowtrolls:

hetaliangonewild:

wait till the end

#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y

3 weeks ago with 98,822 notes | reblog