snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

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I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

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Why do we need feminism?

tidily-oakdizzle:

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this image

is image

why image

we image

need image

feminism 

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you image

fucking image

dickweeds image

Women are not objects! I am a 16 year old girl who feels the need to cover my body in public because of perverted assholes like this. I am completely disgusted by that video and the comments on it.

1 week ago with 25,403 notes | reblog

unquintessential-rants:

i-do-not-know-why-i:

audiencezombie:

verysweetpeach:

Hijab Tutorial for Eid by Nabiilabee

more like “how to style your hijab and look like a majestic queen” oh goodness

There’s a lady down my street that does this and every time I see her I tell her how beautiful it looks on her. It really makes both of our days better.

this is gorgeous.

Now this is fashion.

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sploadygoat:

Karkat’s gettin’ real tired of your dying bullshit.

Figured I should make a proper photoset so people can reblog just the images if they wan’t or whatever.

Also, I gained almost 10 followers for making this. Thank you SolKat fans. But I think you will be sorely disappointed. 

1 week ago with 951 notes | reblog

smokeymcdaniel:

There is literally no reason not to.

1 week ago with 388,486 notes | reblog

charlesoberonn:

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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

No

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mayaamoran:

marauders4evr:

dont-just-go-pink:

October is the awareness month for every single one of these!

Don’t just go pink!

SIGNAL BOOST!

Signal boost like there’s no tomorrow!

I have faith in you tumblr!

We can raise awareness for the awarenesses!

We can do this!

I have celiac disease and this is the first time ive EVER seen it being supported besides the little groups of people who all have it. This actually means a lot because it isn’t just a joke or diet its legit. THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR

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cupcake-fallen-angel:

vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU ASSHOLES

someone’s getting coal this year

IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER WHO BROUGHT IT BACK

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cuntnuggets5ever:

This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year.
This class is hard
And he likes Spongebob
So like
Help a person out

1 week ago with 61,847 notes | reblog

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

2 weeks ago with 98,941 notes | reblog

still-intrepid:

SO HAS THIS BEEN DONE OR —?

…I was at work and Your Song came on and ummm, this is very meaningful.

2 weeks ago with 252 notes | reblog

Introducing my mom to Poland

konigreich-preussen:







I don’t know about you but I think it was a tremendous success. If you want the second episode here and the chess aka polish rule bonus just say 

2 weeks ago with 299 notes | reblog

fangirlranting:

THIS. THIS IS HETALIA.

3 weeks ago with 249 notes | reblog
http://airrichan.tumblr.com/post/65871846756

airrichan:

*whispers* I need a fanfic with sassy merman Heracles and stranded sailor Sadiq where Hera leaves Sadiq supplies when he can find them because despite appearences Hera actaully enjoys having someone to talk to (he’s all alone in the ocean) and he cares about Sadiq and eventually Sadiq figures out…

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